basic white girl

pizzaforpresident:

superblys:

pizzaforpresident:

A girl with pink hair just helped me at Walmart and I was like “I know about your tumblr” and all the colour just drained from of her face it was so funny omfg

THAT WAS ME YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE

no it wasn’t i made this up for notes

274,195 notes / 4 months ago

skeletonhaver:

nine out of ten dentists recommend Colgate. the last one won’t stop recommending “the flesh of the innocent” and “thousands and thousands of skulls, staring, judging” and quite frankly we aren’t sure if he’s a real dentist or not

123,459 notes / 4 months ago

snorlaxatives:

wizkhalifornia:

snorlaxatives:

there’s nothing more infuriating than someone using ‘too’ instead of ‘to’

I hate that to

image

9,422 notes / 4 months ago

trillow:

drank the liquid inside of my magic 8 ball and i’ve been predicting the future all day. the doctor says it was just normal water but whatever he dies tomorrow anyway

145,591 notes / 4 months ago

bagmilk:

tyelr:

bagmilk:

my fucking niece won’t stop crying god she’s such a fucking baby

How old is she

one and a half

77,729 notes / 4 months ago

4,014 notes / 4 months ago

fevra:

have u ever had a depersonalization moment when you look at yourself in the mirror and think wow this person is me and i have this body and this life and everything feels so strange why am i me and not someone else

383,171 notes / 4 months ago

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youtubekillsme:

dendenmusume:

fuckyeahhyugiohyaoi:

stayfearless134:

You never know if someone needs this. Reblog this, even if its not your ‘blog type’. Just do it.

Yes, please reblog

Do it. Now.

i sat here and thought about reblogging this or not but then i realized how many people feel suicidal, and i  have too its not dan and phil but i could honestly care less, bc i rather have someone not die then make sure i strictly stay to my ‘blog type’ 
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